Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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