hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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