chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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