guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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