what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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