You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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