Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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