so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish you could order shots online.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
a search helicopter?!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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