I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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