its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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