The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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