can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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