Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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