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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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