Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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