Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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