i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My vagina is very pro this idea
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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