Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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