He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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