Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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