Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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