very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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