i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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