i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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