Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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