just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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