i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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