Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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