Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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