he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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