My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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