So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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