yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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