she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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