it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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