are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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