he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it glows. i had to have it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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