is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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