if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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