So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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