Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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