and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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