How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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