Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
zippers are such a cool invention
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All the doctor said was why
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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