i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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