i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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