Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think my moral compass just broke
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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