you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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