That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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