He is an equal opportunity slut.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
